The Daily Show spends nine minutes showing why Ted Cruz shouldn't mess with The Daily Show

There’s nobody more boring than “it’s not as good as it used to be” guy. You know him—the guy (and, yes, it’s usually a guy) who hand-waves any substantive discussion of the relative merits of a long-running piece of pop culture by airily dismissing, say, The Simpsons or Saturday Night Live as insignificant shadows of…